OK, Cupid

About Me – Just a girl who likes dark spaces

I can’t live without – running in rat races

Favorite book – The Dark Tower series

Favorite food – anything with calories

Hobby – hiding shit smells with potpourri

Aspiration – Turning shit to poop-pourri?

Darkest Secret – I don’t know how to love

What are you looking for – Guidance from above

Three things you should know  – I don’t count

Threesomes should be worth recount

Your ideal mate – Skin covered bones with teeth covered grin

With a voice that can overpower the noise of my din

With a mind that can make me say checkmate again

With a king’s heart that will make my stoney queen win

Your ideal date – One where my head doesn’t get chopped off

Where we go somewhere quite lovely and your kisses are soft

The food is worth eating, and the night worth repeating

It ends in a dance that gives my thighs a good beating

And you are the King of a throne needing unseating

And I am still Queen of a night worth repeating