Good morning. Today is Friday, and I’m here freshly caffeinated but needing more, in velour leopard print pants and a not matching fleece leopard print shawl. I’m sniffling and sniveling because I just finished Mr. Robot and I am fucked up, man. No spoilers, I couldn’t explain that fucking show if I tried, you just... Continue Reading →
13 Rules to (hopefully) not die by
I read this On TikTok, On Fb, and On Insta if I you’d like to give me a hand and check me out and follow me other places and help me grow my itchy butt blog. The video is at the end too, cause why not? But really come check me out everywhere, I post... Continue Reading →
When I was a kid, I learned quickly how much hypocrisy drives me nuts. People telling me not to ask too many questions, or not that type of question made me livid. Growing up in Catholic school, I both really dug theology and really, really hated it because of this. Though I barely remember the... Continue Reading →
Did you know shaking your body quickly and intensely - like a dog shakes - is a quick way to reset your system and lessen anxiety? I learned it from one of my doctors, and it actually works really well. I just get so anxious I forget how to deal with anxiety, so today, I will write out some reminders for myself, and maybe you'll find some helpful tidbits too...
This is 💯 NSFW, 18+, very inappropriate for probably anyone, but come on… everybody loves a good sex story. 😏 Yesterday I wrote this long ass fucking post talking about shit I hate talking about in the hopes I will get better at talking about shit I do enjoy talking about. I don’t know if... Continue Reading →
This thought, “broken, yes, that’s how the light gets in” keeps replaying. This idea that when you want to build a muscle, you break it down first. That’s how you get stronger. What doesn’t kill you makes you funnier; however, it doesn’t necessarily have to be your life’s purpose. I have to wonder if the... Continue Reading →
When people ask me whether I have a positive or negative outlook in life, I’d usually choose the middle ground and respond with “realistic”.However,… What doesn’t kill you, makes you…. Inspired by a convo Andrea and I were having via comments. I mentioned my philosophy of what doesn’t kill you makes you funnier, and she... Continue Reading →
Inspired by This crap Nightstand’s full of bottles “I’d never drink again” The phone with texts and photos “I’d never send to him” My brain’s got all these thoughts and “We agreed to stop thinkin’ ‘em” Around these fucking cycles Why can’t it break and end? The more it happens I fought it “It must... Continue Reading →
Have you ever broken a bone? Surprisingly, no. However, I fucked up my tailbone once, and it’s a funny story, but also one that haunts me a lot, and the very thing that made this fucking blog: so maybe I can work some shit out and you can learn more weird shit about me…Shall we?... Continue Reading →
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