When I was a kid, I learned quickly how much hypocrisy drives me nuts. People telling me not to ask too many questions, or not that type of question made me livid. Growing up in Catholic school, I both really dug theology and really, really hated it because of this. Though I barely remember the... Continue Reading →
The Day of the Lord Chapter 1 “Another babe! Another babe! Another babe for the Lord!” Gwendolyn cried out. Cheers erupted all around. Magda smiled demurely, gazing softly toward the basket. Not to be outdone, Amelia shouts, “I have two!” and another round of polite, on-demand cheering was given.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbBHR_CD56M The mind is a marvelous servant, but a cruel, distorted master. No force on this earth can suppress or oppress like our own minds. Jesus said, "The kingdom of heaven is within." and to "become as a child and ye shall know heaven." Most people have the impression that training the mind, mindfulness, meditation,... Continue Reading →
So, you’re 19, you get raped and pregnant. Zoinks! You don’t even believe you got raped, so you hate, self harm, self destruct, and blame yourself - consider yourself an absolute fucking failure, fuck up, worthless- for like… 19+ years til you finally decide maybe talk to somebody about something (there’s so many to choose).... Continue Reading →
Good evening. (though this will be posted tomorrow) If you've read any of my earlier posts, you will know that I've been catching up on missed writing days. If you've read the title, then you know this has got to be a weird round of reasoning, but stick around because oh my sweet lawd, I... Continue Reading →
The wayward spirit inside With tempting apple nibbled like the neck of a lover Whose kiss is so forbidden Naked knowledge splayed Behind the fig leaf hidden The woman made me do it A blameful, shameful salad tossed The temptress reincarnate As a virgin pure Birthing our salvation While being called a whore We all... Continue Reading →
https://youtu.be/Om30_q1fhl4 Spoken word poem written by yours truly.
Did you ever hear the story about Jim Carrey writing himself a $10m check? It goes something like this, he wrote this check, dated a year later, and he carried it in his wallet. I think it was a week before the check was due, so to speak, he landed The Mask for $10m. Naturally, I heard that story, wrote myself a check, did nothing with it, and it hasn't worked (yet). I think I figured out why this ass couldn't cash her check - yet.
Original Mental Wellness Comedy by MahButtItches, unusual imagery thanks to mad GoogleFu and a bountiful harvest thanks to memes and artists all over the globe.
Original Mental Wellness Comedy and Musings by MahButtItches, Unusual Imagery from GoogleFu. Many thanks to all the harvests
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