This is very random. But, seriously, is anyone else slightly nonplussed at how specific ads are getting lately?
Today, YouTube adverted Cove Haven for a romantic getaway in the Poconos, and they later chased it with “Meet Single Metal Heads today! Single Metal heads are waiting for you!”
I mean…I’d be down with taking a sexy single Metalhead to a pocono resort featuring heart shaped hot tubs. A little Mudvayne and sensual massage? Maybe Korn and playing Kornhole (oh god that’s wrong…) Perhaps Slipknot and S&M…Black Sabbath, BJ’s and Bondage!!!!!
Apparently you get a free log for your fire. So, I mean….consider me targeted! Come at me boys, 40% if we book before April 30th.
(we can cache those cookies, while we’re at it…)