TL;DR: Take your Self extremely seriously and make fun of your problems. Because a person is never the problem, people can be fucking dumb. Lots of people doing nothing and asking why someone didn’t say or do something is a BIG FUCKING PROBLEM. Stop taking dumb shit seriously, and stop being dumb about serious shit. Now take a minute, harness your attention span, and learn some more
S’more Amore
Original poetry by MahButtItches She writes because she cares about asses
Ducking Fucks
Original Mental Wellness Comedy and Musings by MahButtItches, Unusual Imagery from GoogleFu. Many thanks to all the harvests
In Case of Emergency: Use Expletives
Original Comedy by MahButtItches, unusual imagery by mad GoogleFu
13 Rules to (hopefully) not die:
13 Rules to (hopefully) not die by
You’re So Stupid, Rose! (Pt 2 – Even Stupider)
Rose killed Jack. Now let me tell you why…
Change your search, get new results?
If you Google your life, what are the results? Have you ever thought about your thoughts? Where did it come from, what is it about or why you’re even thinking it? Have you wondered if you control your thoughts or if your thoughts control you? How noisy is it in your head? Are you in... Continue Reading →
Hey Siri, what’s passive-aggressive?
"Is everything all right?” You ask, hoping for a yes, or maybe not. Reality is created on the letters spoken, and the spaces of the ones I think are true. And while I’m so busy assuming, I can’t possibly tell you, the worlds of words that live inside my head too. And from another place,... Continue Reading →
Who’s to say when the beginning ends?
The hydra is finished I modify my appearance with important events. I celebrated my driver's license with getting my cartilages pierced (and literally starting to date the dude who would become the father of the girl represented by my left shoulder) A tattoo goes on to mark something for me. (Literally, no shit Sherlock) Figuratively,... Continue Reading →
They say the rain needs no translation
Poetry by Mahbuttitches