- No heroin (*or fentanyl). Admit a problem with any drug, even if that drug has a hella cute ass or is perfectly legal.
- There are no rules, except some rules
- We talk about Fight Club and We Talk About Bruno
- I’m not a possessed noun. I’m a fucking verb.
- What doesn’t kill you, makes you funnier
- If it scares and excites you at the same time, do it ~ AKA Time to Fuck a Blender Moments
- Music is God, literally and figuratively
- God is a verb, too
- Wherever your time, money, attention go: there’s your god (you just call it addiction to make it seem less crazy). Redirect. Turn that shit into gold.
- Shut the fuck up, you hear more in silence, anyway.
- I don’t want to be everyone’s cup of tea, or someone’s shot of whiskey. I’d actually prefer to just be my own dose of reality.
- Speak softly, but carry Big Dick Energy.
- Vaginas are not problematic until you give them problems, and problems with just the word Vagina is a big fucking problem. Red flags are important. 🚩
13 Rules to (hopefully) not die:
-
Pingback: When I becomes We, Illness becomes Wellness – Mah Butt Itches
-
Pingback: Sentient Dung Beetles v. Suicide – Mah Butt Itches
Leave a Reply
This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Mah Butt Itches 