Abortions, adoption, 3 kids I call mine
What is it about Chaos seeming so divine?
Do I need a pyre every time I change?
Vamping a smile when life seems so strange?
Laughing’s my only medicine, it seems
Can’t tell the difference when life’s lived in dreams
Tired of drowning in these 2” streams
So easy to lose when I forget what life means
Something, something, call me deranged
Can’t help but be feral when they want me tamed
Don’t wanna be a rat, can’t be kept in a cage
Smashing these pumpkins with bullets, my butterfly, and metric fuck tons of rage
Eyeliner can’t hide the tears I have cried
Chasing my nightmares, night after night
Keep the hot in psychotic and put up that fright-fight
Life’s lost wandering, wondering why I won’t die
Ah, yesterdays are nothing, a day in the life
Strugglebuses of choices, loving my strife
…(Suicidal ideation is a weird fucking Game of Life) …right?
Lemme try some Monopoly, quit at 2 AM
Shitting on Baltic, craps in my hand
I’ll be a gambler, but a Karmic Casino
Moneyshots, jackpots, the new life and legacy of one DainaReno
Editor’s note: I post a lot on my MahButtItches Facebook page, as well as my personal page Daina NahtDiana. Feel free to follow for lots of nonsense, memes, and babbling that may or may not be useful to others. Thanks for laughing, if you did.
The River Eminem/Ed Sheeran:
Dane Cook, Monopoly
High by the Beach Lana Del Rey
High by the Beach, Chris Webby
Hit ‘Em Up Style, Carolina Chocolate Drops
Mah Butt Itches 
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