We here at Mahbuttitches have experienced a first. This is completely and totally unchartered territory.
For the first time ever, I have been unable to find appropriate Goldblumery for my post. It’s rare I am “with it”, “hip”, or “have my finger on a pulse” but I actually do watch GoT in real time, so I clearly am just one step ahead of the pack on this one.
Have you ever wondered what the special is behind the sauce here?? Where does she get that Goldblum? I will not tell you, because that’s a goddamn trade secret. (google image search)
Anyhoo: yesterday, after my excoriating rant about Brienne being a a Knight of the 7 Killjoys, or perhaps Ser Cockblock (Read it here!)
I found myself completely unable, no matter how many scrolls, to find an appropriate Jeff for the situation. I had to make one. I had to break outside of my comfort zone, see through the illusory veil of Google Image Searches, and create…nay – manifest my vision.
Jeff Goldblum, driving a car, with a t-rex, as he burns everything but his sexy, sunning self.
I have created. I am an infinite creator being. Infinitely creating Goldblummery. As god intended.
I’m just saying: Jesus and Jeff start with Je, and God and Goldblum both start with Go. Go for god’s sake. It’s time we all start waking up. #GoldblumforGod2020