Act Now! Don’t delay!
This pill, swill, drill certain to thrill
Fulfill black holed hollow consumes
Bone and branches farrowed marrow,
No ‘morrow, such sorrow, time to borrow!
Thankful shrinks in satisfaction gaining traction
Buy your bye bye frowning, indebted to I for drowning
No lie, says I, time to fly fettered in expectation
Nothing quite like the ignorant bliss, don’t miss out
Hurry up and buy, before supplies run out!